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We here at SSN need your input so that we may continue to make our network the finest cable alternative for scumbags. Please complete and submit the following form, and tell us what you think of this web site!

Name (You may give a user name or other pseudonym, if you wish):
Age:

1. How would you rate this site?

A.F**king hilarious! I peed my pants

B.Really damn funny!

C.Tasteless and vulgar

D.You should be ashamed of yourselves!

2. What part of the site did you like best?

A.Products

B.Gossip

C.Weather

D.Sports

E.America's Scumqueens

F.I loved the whole damn site!

3. What part of the site did you like least?

A.Products

B.Gossip

C.Weather

D.Sports

E.America's Scumqueens

F.It all sucked. Shame on you!

4. Have a "product" suggestion? Tell us now! (Yes, you will be credited for it)

5. Did you enjoy the Scum Shopping Network enough to help put us on the map (i.e. make us famous)?

Yes Not really, Sam

6. If "Yes", would you be willing to write such TV comedy icons as Saturday Night Live and/or Comedy Central and tell them about us?

Yes! Not really, Sam


THANKS FOR YOUR INTEREST IN SSN!