Apply
for the Coveted SCUM AWARD!
What makes you
think your site is so damn scummy? Email
us a link to your site, and if we deem it "scum-worthy",
you will be awarded the SSN "Scum Award" for Web Site Excellence,
and we'll add your site to our"Scum-worthy Sites" page! In
addition, you'll be able to proudly display on your site an award just
like this one:

Nice design work
and creativity are important, but above-all, your site MUST be funny!
So if you think your site has what it takes to be "Scum-worthy",
email the link to hippiechick1973@comcast.net.